Guys: No shirt no service. Girls: No shirt no charge
I wanna live ītil I die, nomore no less!!!
Always remember: You are unique just like everyone else
a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
We know the speed of light: fast but whatīs the speed of dark?
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer
You donīt have to drive me crazy. Iīm close enough to walk
Yes! Sadly Iīm a retard
Why did god creat men. Because vibrators canīt mow the lawn
Your girlfriend thinks Iīm hot
Your boyfriend thinks Iīm hot
Instructions to use the images
1) Click on the selected image and select "save as"
2) Choose a folder in your computer and save the image
3) In your MSN click over the nick or state and choose "Change Display Picture"
4) Select the saved image and that´s all!