Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance
If you die in a elevator, be sure to push the up button
After twelve years my psichiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes: No hablo inglés
The difference between genius and stupidity is that stupidity has itīs limits!
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Itīs just that yours is stupid
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
I have opinions of my own but I donīt always agree with them!
All generalizations are false, including this one
Whatever it is, I didnīt do it!
Car service: If it ainīt broke, weīll break it!
Instructions to use the images
1) Click on the selected image and select "save as"
2) Choose a folder in your computer and save the image
3) In your MSN click over the nick or state and choose "Change Display Picture"
4) Select the saved image and that´s all!
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