Man invented language to satysfy his deep need to complain
I know why Superman left krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids
Marriage is gice and take. You´d better give it to her or she´ll take it anyway
Life´s pleasant, death is beautiful, it´s the transition that´s troublesome
The road to succes is always under construction
In older times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Life is what happens while you´re busy making other plans
I used to wonder why god created you but then I realised even god makes mistakes
I always wait for the Times. Each morning I look at the obituary column and if I´m not in it, I go to work
We are nice birches. We smile when we tell you to fuck off
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the resto of your life
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